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Plain fat chick seeks guy who likes
Beardy weirdy science boffin seeks biology
major. Aim - mitosis.
Tarzan alone in jungle, seeks fat old Jane.
Swing in jungle, swing on beach but no
likem sand, swing in Brisvegas. When
Tarzan's boat come in, be at airport.
Likem white hair and wrinkles, no seekum
young Jane. Send up smoke signal. Start
Man wants woman. Uggh! Ahem, but
true.Confession time: my girlfriends and
I have cruised the cyber-highway of
love. Or at least the personal ads.
We don't know what we're looking for, but
we'll know when we find it. We certainly
know when we haven't found it.
"Oh no, here's another profile where
the guy's put a picture of himself as a
toddler. Cute kid, but I want to know
what he looks like now. Do you think it's
been all downhill since age four?" Marie
looked up from her laptop. "Are you sure
this is the way to find someone?"
"You want to go to another nightclub
and spend all evening dancing with us?"
Marie went back to her search.
I stared at the dating site I was on.
Hundreds of men, all seemingly ready
for a relationship. It was free to join, free
to contact others. Free, free -- didn't Janis
Joplin say it when she sang, "Freedom's
just another word for nothing left to
lose"? I hoped I wasn't quite that bad.
on there. The question was, who should
I be? We all contain many selves, many
personas. Which one was likely to garner
me a date for Saturday night? Was it possible
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